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	I have a big shovel. Can I work for duluthcam?" JR		You frighten me. Stay away from my daughter. DB
	" duluthcam intrigues me. I see a great profit potential. Could you tell me if there is a way I could invest millions of dollars into your dotcom startup?" TK
	"I never have to worry about you." SD		"YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!" MC
	"I haven't checked it this week--are there nudie pictures of the office staff?" MD		You sick @$%*s. JC
	Like it. You are multimedia gods! AW		"As a long time regular visitor to the duluthcam, I must express my extreme shock and disappointment at your most recent photo which depicts a robotic Godzilla attacking Barbie knockoffs with a giant cigarette. I never would have expected such a source of consistently fine family entertainment to include such a shamefully prominent display of tobacco products. Have you no regard for the health of the nation's children? Am I to assume that you are courting Philip Morris, or some other member of Big Tobacco, to become advertisers? It's a sad day when the awesome publicity power of the duluthcam is up for sale to the highest bidder, regardless of their evil intent." JS
	Who the hell is Mike and what is he doing with all of those supermodel type babes in your own house even! Think of the children, man. TS Okay, I feel better now. That Mike was a nice boy after all. I want to have fun at work too. Wah. TS
	what's the site address for Duluthcam?? Sounds fun! CR (Editors note: This was from our boss at our "real" job. We fear that this can be read as "I'm going to find out what you good-for-nothing-slackers really do all day.")
	Last time I put my toes in the waters of the big lake they call Gitchee Gumee, my sack shriveled up and retreated up into my throat. And that was July of 1987. Thought you might like to know. SO
	I checked out your website and saw Duluthcam -- it looks great. When I saw the poop tour, I knew I had the right place. And there was your smiling face, with a hardhat and surrounded by shit. You haven't changed a bit. JH
	My name is Roger Patterson, I am an extremely high level marketing executive at Navigation Technologies. Our company (NavTech for short) is the worldwide leader in navigable digital databases. We make the finest hi-tech toys for the wealthiest 5% of Americans. Matt Dreiling, one of our worker drones in Production alerted me to your web site. Being an extremely high level marketing executive I normally don't listen to the rabble whose hard work makes my six-figure salary possible, (especially Mr. Dreiling) but I had a couple minutes to spare before my afternoon jai-alai game so I figured I would check out your site. I must say I am extremely impressed with what I saw. Your dioramas are first rate, and you completely blow away the hundreds of other diorama web sites that clog the InTerNet. You produce a product that is in concert with NavTech's philosophy of producing a high quality database that makes people like me very wealthy and keeps the peasants like Mr. Dreiling down with the pond scum where he belongs. The "behind the scenes" link confirms this So let's do business! I tried to click on your link, "advertise with Duluth Cam" but I get a message on my computer that says I must "specify a return address in Mail and News Preferences." Since I am only an extremely high level marketing executive I have very limited PC experience. Do you have any tips on how I can get around this error message? I thought about asking one of our workers in production, but they're just robots who click mouses all day. I know my company would be thrilled to advertise for you. Roger Patterson, extremely high level marketing executive.